In this Issue:
  • Friday Funny: The Donkey’s Revenge
  • Friday Funny: Antique Tractor For Sale
  • Friday Funny: Market Reports
  • Friday Funny: Poor Coordination
  • Friday Funny: Football Rivalry Insults
  • Friday Funny: 40th Anniversary Reminiscing
  • Friday Funny: The Cattleman’s Secret for Longevity
  • Friday Funny: English is a Crazy Language
  • Friday Funny: The Cow Salesman
  • Friday Funny: The Eternal Ride
  • Jokes

    Friday Funny: The Donkey’s Revenge

    One day a farmer’s jackass fell down into an old abandoned well on the old homestead.  The animal brayed and squealed pitifully for hours.  The farmer was going crazy, because he could not figure out what to do.  He and his wife hardly slept at all, as the poor creature squalled and caterwauled in …

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    Friday Funny: Antique Tractor For Sale

    Farm machinery classified adds are normally dull and boring, but do get the point across in just a few words.  Recently a farmer in the Panhandle came up with something really clever to generate income for his farm from an antique tractor restoration project that had never quite been completed. Antique Tractor For Sale

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/09/23/friday-funny-antique-tractor-for-sale/

    Friday Funny: Market Reports

    Farmers and ranchers always pay close attention to market reports, but are normally discouraged by them.  Perhaps if the market reports were more fun, the bad news might be easier to take. This Week’s Stock Market Summary

    Helium was up, feathers were down.  Paper was stationary.  Fluorescent bulbs dimmed with light trading.  Knives were …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/09/16/friday-funny-market-reports/

    Friday Funny: Poor Coordination

    A country preacher was very frustrated with the level of alcohol abuse in his congregation.  There were several families that were really struggling, so he decide it was time for him to take action.

    The preacher used every angle to discuss the negative effects of alcohol abuse in an emotional sermon. He pounded the pulpit, …

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    Friday Funny: Football Rivalry Insults

    In honor of the opening weekend of College Football I thought I would share some of my favorite rivalry insults to share with your friends who root for the wrong team.  Don’t take offense, just change the highlighted school to fit your needs.

    How is the Vanderbilt football team like an opossum?
    They play …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/09/02/friday-funny-rivalry-football-insults/

    Friday Funny: 40th Anniversary Reminiscing

    A farmer and his wife enjoyed a wonderful celebration with their family on their 40th wedding anniversary.  After everyone left the couple was putting things away and stopped to reminisce about how things were so different when they got married.  The wife picked up one of their wedding photos from the head …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/08/26/friday-funny-40th-anniversary-reminiscing/

    Friday Funny: The Cattleman’s Secret for Longevity

    From his favorite rocking chair on his front porch, a 95 year old cattleman shared words of wisdom with the grandson he chose to carry on the tradition of managing the family ranch. He told his grandson, “You can’t starve a profit out of a herd, but you can sure feed it to them!”  …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/08/19/friday-funny-the-cattlemans-secret-for-longevity/

    Friday Funny: English is a Crazy Language

    With school starting this week, I just wanted to remind you why our kids have to spend 12 years of their lives in school.  It takes that long to learn our crazy language!  We take for granted so many crazy words and phrases that can be very confusing.

    And if that did not convince …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/08/12/friday-funny-english-is-a-crazy-lanquage/

    Friday Funny: The Cow Salesman

    When the cattle market peaked back in 2014-15, a Panhandle Rancher decided it was finally time for a new truck.  The 20-year-old truck he had patched and repaired for the past 10 years was so well used that the Rancher’s wife refused to ride in it with him to town.  Since it had been …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/08/05/friday-funny-the-cow-salesman/

    Friday Funny: The Eternal Ride

    Two ranchers, Bart and Hank, in their late 80’s, were neighbors who been friends all of their lives.

    When it was clear that Bart’s health was failing, Hank visited him every day.  One day Hank said, “Bart, we both loved rodeo all our lives, and we rode some rank stock before we …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/07/29/friday-funny-the-eternal-ride/

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