Pet store bunniesA precious little girl walks into a Pet store and asks, with the sweetest little lisp, from two missing front teeth,

“Excuthe me, mithter, do you sell widdle wabbits?”

As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks,

“Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and  fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like dat cute widdle bwown wabbit over dare?”  

Her face flushed with anger and she rocked back on her heels, put her hands on her knees, leaned forward and said, in a stern, but quiet voice,

“I don’t think my python weally gives a thyit.”


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Doug Mayo
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