Farm Jokes

The following is a collection of 66 mostly clean, but humorous farm or rural jokes, or videos that were shared as the weekly Friday Funny on Panhandle Ag e-News in 2015 and 2016. Farm folks always enjoy sharing good jokes, photos and stories.  If you have a good, clean joke, particularly one that pertains to agriculture, or a funny photo that you took on the farm, send it to Friday Funnies, and we will share it with our readers.

The Chicken Cannon
Baxter Black’s Duck & Run Olympics
Cowboy Ropes Bike Thief at Walmart
How Dry is It?
The Deer Hunters’ Debate
The Nosy Store Manager
The Pistol Packin’ Widow
Respect for Your Elders
Two Wrongs Don’t Make a Marriage Right
You Might be a Farmer
The Donkey’s Revenge
Antique Tractor For Sale
Market Reports
Poor Coordination
Football Rivalry Insults
40th Anniversary Reminiscing
The Cattleman’s Secret for Longevity
English is a Crazy Language
The Cow Salesman
The Eternal Ride
The Ornery Farmer
Florist Foul-up
Patronizing Nurse
No Resurrection
Skin Transplant
Unclear Instructions
Gender Neutral Restrooms
Tractor for Sale
Newlywed Tech Support
The Ranch Hand Interview
The Lifesaving Lie
Top 20 Cow One-liners
Hearing Test
Couple Sex
Cowboy Math
The Marriage Retreat
Friday Not so Funny
The Millennial Voter
The Cross-eyed Cow Dog
The Frozen Carburetor
The Guard Mule
The Shingles
Valentine’s Surprise
Marriage Counseling
The Motorcycle Accident Praise Report
The Artistic Cowboy
The Pig with a Wooden Leg
The Famous Cardiologist’s Funeral
The DEA Officer
The Shaving Ball
Cold Water Clean
A Terrible Condition
A New Perspective on Calf Pulling
The Widow’s Get-a-way Weekend
Estate Planning
The Backseat Driver
The New Preacher
The Literate Boater
Blind Sporting Goods Clerk
Putting the Cat Out
Two Year Old Tea
Gathering Pecans in the Cemetery
The Pet Store Rabbit
The Farmer and the Pond Crashers
The Crafty Principal & the Lipstick Mirror
The New Brahman Bull
Chicken Crossing