A local farmer got a lot of attention recently when he advertised a used tractor for sale on Craig’s list. The cleverly written advertisement said:
FOR SALE
Used John Deere Tractor
Must sell wife’s tractor. Tractor has been used with love for many years, but now must be sold due to the development of an annoying rattle, especially at top highway speed. Rattling really disturbs wife and prevents operation. Tractor comes equipped with an automated security and rodent control system. Not recommended for use on poultry or rabbit farm operations.
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