An older man got a little confused at a sporting goods store recently. When he was ready to pay for his shotgun shells and 22 bullets, he walked up to the counter and pulled out his credit card and tried to hand it to the clerk. He looked a little confused as she shook her head and pointed to their newfangled machine. This was not what he was used to, so he paused not knowing what do. The cashier snapped at him, “Strip down, facing me!”
This really puzzled the old man. He knew security had been tightened up on guns and ammo, but this was way beyond reason. Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, he did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical clerk’s shrieking had finally subsided, and the store manager came over to investigate, he explained to the man that she was referring to how he should place his credit card in the card-reader. Stunned and totally embarrassed the man quickly got dressed and paid for his ammo. After calming down, the manager convinced the clerk not to press charges because of the misunderstanding. After the customer left, the clerk was reprimanded and asked to make her instructions much clearer to customers from now on!
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