Friday Funny: The Ornery Farmer

Clifford and Daisy were farmers who were married for many years.  Together they raised crops and cattle on some of the poorest land in the Florida Panhandle.  Life for them was never easy and it showed.  Their marriage was somewhat legendary in the region, because of...

Friday Funny: Florist Foul-up

A farmer and his wife worked with his son and daughter-in law to develop a business plan that would allow the couple to move back to the family farm.   The young couple developed an agritourism business with U-pick fruits and vegetables for the summer, a corn maze in...
Friday Funny: Patronizing Nurse

Friday Funny: Patronizing Nurse

Harold was a farmer, who had stayed healthy and happy out on the farm for over 60 years. As the years slipped by, however, his wife worried about him out in the summer heat for long hours each day.  She had been right to worry as one summer, while out fixing fence,...
Friday Funny:  No Resurrection

Friday Funny: No Resurrection

A farmer took an extended vacation to Jerusalem with his family, including his mother-in-law. While they were there, the mother-in-law died. With the death certificate in his hand, the farmer went to the American Consulate’s Office to make arrangements to send...
Friday Funny: Skin Transplant

Friday Funny: Skin Transplant

A farmer’s wife got in a terrible car wreck on the highway coming back from town one night. In addition to a broken arm, gashes, and numerous bumps and bruises, her face was severely damaged. The doctor told the farmer that the only way he could save his wife’s...

Friday Funny: Unclear Instructions

An older man got a little confused at a sporting goods store recently.  When he was ready to pay for his shotgun shells and 22 bullets, he walked up to the counter and pulled out his credit card and tried to hand it to the clerk.  He looked a little confused as she...