by Doug Mayo | May 13, 2016
A cowboy drove his truck and horse trailer to town to pick up some vaccines and wormer the day he was planning to work his cows. As he slowed down to turn off of the highway, he was struck from behind by a semi-truck. Unfortunately, the cowboy, his horse, and his...
by Doug Mayo | May 6, 2016
This is somewhat of a departure from the normal Friday Funny jokes, but after attending the Annual Florida Beef Cattle Short Course where they encouraged ranchers to tell their story, I thought I would share these one-liner cow jokes. The following are fun jokes to...
by Doug Mayo | Apr 29, 2016
Doris and Ralph had been married and lived on their farm together for over 40 years. Ralph noticed that his wife seemed to have trouble hearing him lately and became concerned. He started thinking she might need to be tested for hearing aids. Not quite sure how to...
by Doug Mayo | Apr 22, 2016
A lifetime farmer got to the stage in life that he was no longer able to physically work the land anymore. He could not bring himself to sell the farm he loved, so he rented out his land to a neighboring farm. He kept one tractor and the land around his house and...
by Doug Mayo | Apr 15, 2016
The foreman of a large cattle ranch in Florida died after 35 years of employment. The ranch he worked for had supplied his home and a truck to drive, so after he passed his most valuable possessions were his personal Remuda of 17 horses that he had broken and trained...
by Doug Mayo | Apr 8, 2016
Frank and Ann had been farming together for over 20 years. Unfortunately, they spent so much time together they got on each others nerves all of the time. After Church one Sunday they waited around to speak with the Pastor. They explained their challenges and he...
