In this Issue:
  • Friday Funny: The Chicken Cannon
  • Friday Feature: Baxter Black’s Duck & Run Olympics
  • Friday Funny: Cowboy Ropes Bike Thief at Walmart
  • Friday Funny: How Dry is It?
  • Friday Funny: The Deer Hunters’ Debate
  • Friday Funny: The Nosy Store Manager
  • Friday Funny: The Pistol Packin’ Widow
  • Friday Funny: Respect for Your Elders
  • Friday Funny: Two Wrongs Don’t Make a Marriage Right
  • Friday Funny: You Might be a Farmer
  • Jokes

    Friday Funny: The Chicken Cannon

    It has been 10 months since we shared a Friday Funny, due to a lack of good material.  Special thanks to Ed Jowers, Emeritus Jackson County Extension Director for sending this funny story to share:

    The Chicken Cannon

    Scientists at NASA built a special cannon to launch standard 6-pound, whole dead chickens at the windshields …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2017/10/13/friday-funny-the-chicken-cannon/

    Friday Feature: Baxter Black’s Duck & Run Olympics

    For the past few weeks I have shared more serious videos, so I thought it might be good to lighten up the mood a little this week and feature a video of America’s funniest veterinarian, Baxter Black.  Baxter has produced a number of humorous cowboy poetry videos, but this one is especially appropriate for this …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2017/03/31/friday-feature-baxter-blacks-duck-run-olympics/

    Friday Funny: Cowboy Ropes Bike Thief at Walmart

    This is not a joke.  This really happened!  An Oregon cowboy went to Walmart to get some dog food.  He heard a lady scream for help,  jumped on his horse, roped a bike thief in the Walmart parking lot,  and then called 911.  Check out the CBS News video.  The tape of the 911 …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/12/16/friday-funny-cowboy-ropes-bike-thief-at-walmart/

    Friday Funny: How Dry is It?

    The Florida Panhandle, like a large portion of the Southeast is experiencing serious drought this fall. While drought is hardly a laughing matter, humor does have a way of easing the anxiety.  The following are just a few jokes to share with friends and neighbors as you discuss the current drought.

    It’s So Dry

    When …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/12/02/friday-funny-how-dry-is-it/

    Friday Funny: The Deer Hunters’ Debate

    Four true friends from a local church joined together on Saturdays at a local farm during deer season.  There was the farmer who provided the land, a doctor who was skilled at cutting up the meat, a lawyer who provided the hunting buggy, and the preacher who always had a story to share.

    One Saturday, …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/11/18/friday-funny-the-deer-hunters-debate/

    Friday Funny: The Nosy Store Manager

    Last week a store manager at a local hardware store overheard the clerk saying to a customer, “No, ma’am, we haven’t had any for some weeks now, and it doesn’t look as if we’ll be getting any soon.

    Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/11/11/friday-funny-the-nosy-store-manager/

    Friday Funny: The Pistol Packin’ Widow

    John and Mary were married for 56 years, and lived on the farm they cherished that had been in their family for three generations.  After John died in 2010, Mary decided to keep living on the farm, but passed the business operation on to her son and grandsons.  While her family was on the …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/11/04/friday-funny-the-pistol-packin-widow/

    Friday Funny: Respect for Your Elders

    A male college student and a much older alumni sitting in front of him had a heated exchange at a recent college football game.  The young man was enjoying heckling the coaches and players and shouting obscenities at the referees.  The older gentlemen put up with this rowdy young man through the first quarter, …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/10/28/friday-funny-respect-for-your-elders/

    Friday Funny: Two Wrongs Don’t Make a Marriage Right

    Harold and Jenny live on a farm in the Florida Panhandle.  Though they have been married for many years, and raised three children to adulthood together, their marriage has been challenging for Jenny.  Harold has worked hard his whole adult life to provide for his family, and take care of the family farm that had …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/10/21/friday-funny-two-wrongs-dont-make-a-marriage-right/

    Friday Funny: You Might be a Farmer

    Wednesday, October 12th was National Farmer Day, an annual day set aside to pay tribute to the 2% of Americans that feed the other 98% of us. National Fill In Blank Day has been made very popular with social media as a neat way to draw attention to a meaningful causes.  If you missed it, …

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    Permanent link to this article: http://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2016/10/14/friday-funny-you-might-be-a-farmer/

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