Friday Funnies: The DEA Officer & Santa’s Delay

A U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) Officer made an unexpected visit to a ranch in the Florida Panhandle.  He got out of the black, unmarked SUV he was driving, and barked at the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegal drugs.” The...

Friday Funny: The Shaving Ball

A weathered, old cowboy walked into a barbershop one day. He told the barber, “I can’t get all these whiskers off anymore.  My face is too wrinkled from years out in the sun.” The barber reached over and picked up a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf. ...

Friday Funny: Cold Water Clean

A man went to visit his 90 year old uncle who lived on a very secluded farm in the Florida Panhandle. He had not seen his uncle in over 20 years, because the uncle only left the farm for groceries and doctor’s appointments, and never ventured far from his farm. ...

Friday Funny: A Terrible Condition

Two medical students and an agriculture student were out on the town one night.  As they were walking along the street they saw an old cowboy walking with his legs spread way apart. He was stiff-legged and walking very slowly. One of the medical students said to his...

Friday Funny: A New Perspective on Calf Pulling

A rancher always enjoyed having the grand kids spend time with him on the ranch.  It was an opportunity to share with them his love of the land and the cattle under his care.  While he was not that much help, his 5-year-old grandson could open gates, and help with the...

Friday Funny: The Widow’s Get-a-way Weekend

After 55 years of married life a farmer passed away and left the farm to his dear wife and sons.  Like many farm couples, there was never much time or money for fancy vacations.   After a few years went by, as the widow was approaching her 80th birthday, her sons...