Friday Funny: Estate Planning

A farmer and his wife took part in the wedding of a neighbor that had been friends with the couple for years.  Her husband had been a farmer for over 40 years before he passed away, and she was now marrying her pharmacist, who had also lost his wife some time back. ...
Friday Funny: The Backseat Driver

Friday Funny: The Backseat Driver

A farmer and his wife of 39 years had lived and worked on the same farm for their entire married life.  Life had been good to them as a couple, for the most part, but there was one thing that really troubled the farmer.  So he devised a plan to deal with it. One...

Friday Funny: The New Preacher

The Country Community Church hired a new preacher to replace a well respected preacher, who had retired after 40 years of service.  The church was located in a very rural area with numerous farm families in the congregation.  In order to get off to a good start, the...

Friday Funny: The Literate Boater

A farmer and his wife got their crops planted on time, and off to a good start, so they decided to take a short vacation.  They rented a cabin on a nearby lake for a few days of fishing and relaxation. One morning after several hours of fishing, the farmer returned to...

Friday Funny: Blind Sporting Goods Clerk

A farmer sent his wife to town to the tractor dealership for a new hydraulic hose, and asked her to also stop by Walmart to buy a rod and reel for their grandson’s birthday. Once in the store she realizes she really doesn’t know which one to get, so she...
Friday Funny:  That Darned Barn Cat

Friday Funny: That Darned Barn Cat

  A farmer and his wife were invited to a New Year’s Eve Party in town.  Knowing alcohol would be served, they phoned the local cab company and reserved a taxi. The night of the party they showered and got all gussied up, and were ready to go out for the...