Friday Funny:  Market Reports

Friday Funny: Market Reports

Farmers and ranchers always pay close attention to market reports, but are normally discouraged by them.  Perhaps if the market reports were more fun, the bad news might be easier to take. This Week’s Stock Market Summary Helium was up, feathers were down. ...
Friday Funny: Poor Coordination

Friday Funny: Poor Coordination

A country preacher was very frustrated with the level of alcohol abuse in his congregation.  There were several families that were really struggling, so he decide it was time for him to take action. The preacher used every angle to discuss the negative effects of...

Friday Funny: Football Rivalry Insults

In honor of the opening weekend of College Football I thought I would share some of my favorite rivalry insults to share with your friends who root for the wrong team.  Don’t take offense, just change the highlighted school to fit your needs. How is the...

Friday Funny: 40th Anniversary Reminiscing

A farmer and his wife enjoyed a wonderful celebration with their family on their 40th wedding anniversary.  After everyone left the couple was putting things away and stopped to reminisce about how things were so different when they got married.  The wife picked up...
Friday Funny:  The Cattleman’s Secret for Longevity

Friday Funny: The Cattleman’s Secret for Longevity

From his favorite rocking chair on his front porch, a 95 year old cattleman shared words of wisdom with the grandson he chose to carry on the tradition of managing the family ranch. He told his grandson, “You can’t starve a profit out of a herd, but you...

Friday Funny: English is a Crazy Language

With school starting this week, I just wanted to remind you why our kids have to spend 12 years of their lives in school.  It takes that long to learn our crazy language!  We take for granted so many crazy words and phrases that can be very confusing. And if that did...