Farm Jokes

Farm Jokes

The following is a collection of 66 mostly clean, but humorous farm or rural jokes, or videos that were shared as the weekly Friday Funny on Panhandle Ag e-News in 2015 and 2016. Farm folks always enjoy sharing good jokes, photos and stories.  If you have a good, clean joke, particularly one that pertains to agriculture, or a funny photo that you took on the farm, send it to Friday Funnies, and we will share it with our readers.

The Chicken Cannon

Baxter Black’s Duck & Run Olympics

Cowboy Ropes Bike Thief at Walmart

How Dry is It?

The Deer Hunters’ Debate

The Nosy Store Manager

The Pistol Packin’ Widow

Respect for Your Elders

Two Wrongs Don’t Make a Marriage Right

You Might be a Farmer

The Donkey’s Revenge

Antique Tractor For Sale

Market Reports

Poor Coordination

Football Rivalry Insults

40th Anniversary Reminiscing

The Cattleman’s Secret for Longevity

English is a Crazy Language

The Cow Salesman

The Eternal Ride

The Ornery Farmer

Florist Foul-up

Patronizing Nurse

No Resurrection

Skin Transplant

Unclear Instructions

Gender Neutral Restrooms

Tractor for Sale

Newlywed Tech Support

The Ranch Hand Interview

The Lifesaving Lie

Top 20 Cow One-liners

Hearing Test

Couple Sex

Cowboy Math

The Marriage Retreat

Friday Not so Funny

The Millennial Voter

The Cross-eyed Cow Dog

The Frozen Carburetor

The Guard Mule

The Shingles

Valentine’s Surprise

Marriage Counseling

The Motorcycle Accident Praise Report

The Artistic Cowboy

The Pig with a Wooden Leg

The Famous Cardiologist’s Funeral

The DEA Officer

The Shaving Ball

Cold Water Clean

A Terrible Condition

A New Perspective on Calf Pulling

The Widow’s Get-a-way Weekend

Estate Planning

The Backseat Driver

The New Preacher

The Literate Boater

Blind Sporting Goods Clerk

Putting the Cat Out

Two Year Old Tea

Gathering Pecans in the Cemetery

The Pet Store Rabbit

The Farmer and the Pond Crashers

The Crafty Principal & the Lipstick Mirror

The New Brahman Bull

Chicken Crossing